OKAY LAWYERS, LET’S ALL HAVE A GOOD LAUGH

I do not claim original ownership to this joke. Many thanks to the originator for letting us have a good laugh.

“Mike! Mike! Long time!”

“Yes o”

“Ah! Ah! This caveat on your finger. Have you been attached by any girl?”

“Yes o, last month”

“Na waoh. You did not put us on notice”

“There was urgency so I had to go by motion exparte.”

“Ha!Ha!Ha! Was it Blessing your Law School woman?”

“No”

“Wetin happen?”

“The affair was struck out”

“Who made the application?”

“She did suo motu”

“Why?”

“I was not talking of marriage. She thought I was not serious so she struck it out for lack of diligent prosecution”.

“Where is she now?”

“I don’t know, she is functus officio”

“When did you regularize your position?”

“Last month”

“Is her name on the roll?”

“No. She is not a lawyer”.

“Where is she from?”

“She’s Igbo”

“Ah! You married outside jurisdiction?”
“Yes. But it wasn’t easy. It took time before her parents granted leave”

“What did you do last month? Traditional or white wedding?”

“I frontloaded the process. I did the two on the same day. I needed to avoid cost”

“How did you serve your invitation process?”

“I served by substituted means. SMS”

“Did you serve Blessing?”

“No. She evaded service”

“How?”

“I wanted to serve her orally but she refused to pick my calls”

“How much did you spend?”

“Six……………………………….”

“Does it include its appurtenances?”

“Yes. The white wedding, traditional wedding and every other thing incidental thereto”

“Na wa oh. I’m thinking about getting married seriously”

“Just prepare your processes and go for assessment”

Wonders: South Korea Will Soon Be Home To An Invisible Skyscraper

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Architectural firm GDS Architects has announced that it has received its permits to build the Tower Infinity near the Incheon Airport just outside of Seoul, South Korea. Although at 450 meters tall, it won’t be the tallest building in the world, it does have one unique feature: it will come equipped with a cloaking device.

Charles Wee of GDS Architects explained in a statement that the company wanted to “provide the World’s first invisible tower, showcasing  innovative Korean technology.”

 

The tower’s facade will come equipped with LED projectors and cameras. The cameras will capture the area around the building, then stitch them together in a panorama to display through the projectors. The result will make the tower seem transparent from the outside when the projectors are turned on.

 

More here: http://bit.ly/1aHib5F

#UEFA Champions League Draws at a Glance

Group A
Manchester United FC
FC Shakhtar Donetsk
Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Real Sociedad de Fútbol

Group B:
Real Madrid CF
Juventus
Galatasaray AŞ
FC København

Group C:
SL Benfica
Paris Saint-Germain FC
Olympiacos FC
RSC Anderlecht

Group D:
FC Bayern München
PFC CSKA Moskva
Manchester City FC
FC Viktoria Plzeň

Group E:
Chelsea FC
FC Schalke 04
FC Basel 1893
FC Steaua Bucureşti

Group F:
Arsenal FC
Olympique de Marseille
Borussia Dortmund
SSC Napoli

Group G:
FC Porto
Club Atlético de Madrid
FC Zenit
FK Austria Wien

Group H:
FC Barcelona
AC Milan
AFC Ajax
Celtic FC